Who I Am (holiday party scenario)
Who am I not?
I am not the person at your family holiday party who uncomfortably overdresses. I am definitely not the one whose cologne permeates into your dry wall, and I sure as hell am not the one shoving pictures of my new puppy in your face.
Who am I?
I am the guy at the party who you look forward to sharing a drink, or two, or three with. The person who pushes aside all the generic pre-programmed, small talk lines to make room for an engaging and humor filled discussion.
I stand out at parties because of my reputation and not my expensive name brand outfits or the vast sea of pictures on my cell phone. I am a natural born storyteller who is looking to take his skills out of the house and into the professional world. If you think my skills can benefit you in any way feel free to contact me at any time.
Sincerely, Me
I won class clown in eighth grade.