Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges
http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-arrested-on-manslaughter-charges,30588/
Pakistani Boy, U.S. Drone Form Unlikely Friendship
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pakistani-boy-us-drone-form-unlikely-friendship,30213/
Geese All Flying To Andy García's House For Winter
http://www.theonion.com/articles/geese-all-flying-to-andy-garcias-house-for-winter,30580/
Dept. Of Interior Releases New Stick
http://www.theonion.com/video/dept-of-interior-releases-new-stick,30537/
Scientists Develop Highly Volatile New Relationship
http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientists-develop-highly-volatile-new-relationshi,30385/
U.S. Signs Declaration Of Dependence On China
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-signs-declaration-of-dependence-on-china,30113/
Treasure Hunters Discover Wreck Of 18th-Century Carnival Cruise Ship
http://www.theonion.com/articles/treasure-hunters-discover-wreck-of-18thcentury-car,30760/
Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans
http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientology-minister-accused-of-molesting-thetans,29711/
Ford: New F-150 Pickup Truck Capable Of Crushing A Big Turtle In One Go
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ford-new-f150-pickup-truck-capable-of-crushing-a-b,30716/
Osprey Devours Lion In Massive Food-Chain Shake-Up
http://www.theonion.com/articles/osprey-devours-lion-in-massive-foodchain-shakeup,26773/