Ars longa vita brevis - sed quorsum ista tam eam dormiens cum uxore tua
cum tot meretrices pulchrae ex quis pro securitate miscebitur vobis.
(Art lasts forever, life is brief -- so why waste it sleeping only with your wife
when there are so many beautiful hotties out there who will copulate with you for security.) Coito ergo sum...
ECHO Award (direct mail marketing)
Second Place 4th Grade Spelling Bee (who knew there was a 'y' in bicycle)
Tend and Befriend Affiliations because I'm too tired for Fight or Flight