I have a gift for you
I have a gift for you. If you´re asking me what is it, I tell you that this gift is something you have always wanted. Something you have always desired. An now I am giving it to you.
But be warned that there is a price for this gift. And if you are asking me what price is it, i´m affraid I don´t know. All I know is this... the greater your desire is, higher is the price that you will pay for it.
So... take it, and Merry Christmas.