Diners Club Card "Carpenters" - Wrote headline, designed ad and involved in re-branding of the Diners Club card. The campaign's goal was to bring back Diners Club's credibility by playing off their strong suit: Customer service. Diners Club prides themself on having live operators, instead of eternal automated phone lines, to answer your every question, right away. This way, you'll never be subjected to listening to another Carpenters songs again, unless you're into that kind of stuff.