Here is trainee covert agent (code named) “Curly Red” of N.E.R.F. (National Emergency Response Force) undergoing arduous training by experienced members of N.E.R.D. (National Extreme Reaction Directorate). The trainee has just been handed an Exploriment Laboratory Nerf’mups to test and evaluate. The Nerf’mups is the latest in elite tactical specops commando Delta Ranger sniper covert SWAT mission counter-terrorist SEAL operator hostage rescue gear!! Red’s face has been obscured so that if he passes the rigorous selection and training and goes on real covert missions, he won’t be recognized by the evil forces arrayed against the enemies of good order, decency and sanity.
Here is the Nerf’mups, a chest rig/bandolier to hold three magazines, a radio holster and dump pouch for quickly stowing spent mags in the heat of fierce-some exchanges, and the front is fitted with the Exploriment Laboratory Nerf StrikeFire Holster’mups.
The magazines are held in place with a bunjeed pull tab for quick retrieval.
Make no mistake! N.E.R.F. are the most fearsome foam flingers the world has ever seen!
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Nerf’mups
My nephew was running around trying to cram a Nerf pistol in his waistbelt and lugging a sleeping bag sack filled with magazines and loose darts around.
“No really, this works fine.”
“That nonsense makes the baby Buddha cry.”
So I built him this.